WHY are Men so HOPELESS?!

SERIOUSLY

with a new year of dating ahead.. and having already been let down.. this is my rant//


 I think I am a princess.

. PAY FOR DINNER.

 DO NOT BE LATE, it is like my biggest pet peeve

Dont expect my clothes to just fall off on the 1st date. its not gonna happen.

I am not gonna chase you. I dont have the time or the energy

Be able to carry on a conversation. Seriously.

 Dont tell me I am Beautiful becuase you want sex.

 BE CREATIVE- Dinner and Movie is way to typical. not to mention. how the hell do you get to know somebody while you are watching a movie.

Dont say you want to do something, then not call, text or msn me the next day. I have a blackberry and I am easy to get a hold of. I am not going to sit around and wait for you to get your act together.

Please look decent. like maybe take a shower, and wear clothing that fits. it isnt that hard!!!

 Compliements will not get me naked any faster. Although if you are extremely hot.. then I may give in a tad faster.

I dont put up with stupid man shit. I will not wait around for you. .

I want what I want and I am not going to change my mind.

I like sex but I am not a slut and I wont just fuck you for the sake of it.

Orchids are my favourite flower... yet Gerber Daisys are also very pretty

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i want to fall in love. i want a relationship.
I want to be able to share my excitement for life and my random adventures with somebody.
I want someone to snuggle on cold nights. I want kisses and hugs and loves and all that mushy stuff
I want a best friend and someone I can share my secrets with.

that said

I am independent, and once in a while I like my space.
I am picky and I am not going to settle for just anyone.
You get one chance. thats it.




that all being said..

xxxxooo

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